THE BIG BAN THEORY
Yes, India is a developing country ever since I’ve known and why won’t it be, while the others are busy being over developed, we are thinking like cave men. The reason for this is ‘THE BIG BAN THEORY’ discovered by the Indian government. So let’s look at how this trend of BAN works:
BAN THEORY 1 : MAGGI
To start with it was a simple ban on Maggi, the issue being excess led content. This was a health concern thus supported by the citizens of a democratic country .
BAN THEORY 2: BEEF
Soon the BAN fever took over beef, and this because of reasons unfathomable. Thus, giving rise to THE BAN (D) WAGON EFFECT in a so called democratic and secular country with no dominant religious parties.
BAN THEORY 3: OBSCENITY
One ban after another and there’s no stopping to the ban(d)wagon effect, be it porn, public display of affection, AIB roast, or whatever they think isn’t appropriate. To be developed we cannot have sex or release sexual desires in isolation or laugh at a few celebrities who are ready to get mocked publicly. Though the scientific reasons behind releasing sexual tension in isolation or with consent are healthy ones and as far as laughter is concerned it’s a known universal fact that it’s the best medicine. Emphasizing a ban on this makes it sound more dirty and obscene than it actually is. Development: India is doing it right or so they think.
BAN THEORY 4: GMAIL IN GOVERNMENT OFFICES
Hell yeah, now that is the reason why we shall never develop. Just because a few people are technologically challenged in the technically advanced world we ban the most necessary tools with reasons like it’s a foreign domain and all that crap. So why isn’t there yet any national tool for the same which is easy and convenient to use and above all functions well FOREVER without crashing. Just an opinion let this be only within the four walls of your own offices.
ANTI – BAN THEORY: BANS OVERLOOKED BUT DEFINITELY NEEDED
The following are the anti-bans, wonder when will there be a ban on:
ANTI-BAN THEORY 1: EXCESS UNNECESSARY TAXES:
Everything has an increased monetary value (except our earnings) due to unnecessary payment in the holy name of TAX. Thus increasing poverty and hindering the development of our country.
ANTI-BAN THEORY 2: LITTERING, PEEING AND SPITTING IN PUBLIC:
If Maggi is banned for health reasons then take a look at this one, isn’t this the smell of India.
ANTI-BAN THEORY 3: IN THE NAME OF RELIGION:
Just something to reflect upon, India is a secular country with no dominant religion. Cow is holy but chicken is not so let’s eat everything except cow. And if the reason is animal rights then please pick up a grade 5 text book and study the food chain in detail. BTW food chain is natural made by GOD, that’s how the world is supposed to function.
ANTI-BAN THEORY 4: POLITICIANS TRAVELLING ABROAD (to build so called foreign relations):
If we are building foreign relations then why are we busy banning foreign tools and development strategies? Thorough reflection and action required on this one.
Dear BAN LEADERS,
All the ANTI BANS are causing trouble to the common man, rather than those included in the BIG BAN. None of this reflects that India is a Sovereign, Socialist, Secular, Democratic or a Republic country. Please revise the theory.
Countries have developed to an extent where even LGBT rights have been approved, this makes me happy but yet sad that my country is still in a sorry state. Yes, we wish to be free with our sexuality, we watch porn but are pure at heart, we display affection in public and there’s nothing wrong with that. If you can’t take the appropriate action then do not take any action. Ban this trend of imposing BANs and look into the various other things that you have been appointed for.
Create a BIG BANG that the world will remember us for as opposed to THE BIG BAN that makes the world laugh upon us.